I’ve always thought about joining a health club, but something stopped me. Probably my weight.
PETER ROBERTS, Accountant

Take care of your body. It is the only place you have to live.
JIM ROHN, Motivational consultant

I’m in shape. Round is a shape.
BOBBY GORDIE, Truck driver

I’m the reason why I’m overweight. No one made me do it. I did it.
NEIL CAVUTO, American TV anchorman

If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.
EUBIE BLAKE, on 100th birthday